The Unauthorized Hallmark(ish) Parody Musical

Tickets on sale Friday, June 26 at 10am!

THE MUSICAL COMEDY THAT CELEBRATES YOUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY MOVIES. 

The Unauthorized Hallmark(ish) Parody Musical tells the story of Holly, an overworked Big City executive who returns to her quirky small hometown TO SAVE CHRISTMAS! Along the way, Holly juggles an old flame, a looming corporate merger, a cookie contest conspiracy and a moose on the loose!

Packed with your favorite holiday movie tropes and original pop songs such as, “Judge That Cookie” and “It Feels Like Christmas (Because It Is Literally Christmas),” the show offers a hilarious twist on the classic holiday movies you already know and love.

Hallmark(ish) is from the creative mind of Tim Drucker (Friends Parody Musical, Trixie & Katya LIVE), with book and lyrics by Tim Drucker and Tony-Award winner Bonnie Milligan (Kimberly Akimbo, And Just Like That, Head Over Heels), music and lyrics by Joel Waggoner (School of Rock, Advent Carolndar, Bounty Hunter), and choreography by Brooke and Tiffany Engen (Hairspray, Beetlejuice, Rock of Ages).

Tim Drucker
Book, Lyrics and Director

Meet Tim Drucker, the brilliant comedic mind and creative force behind The Unauthorized Hallmark(ish) Parody Musical.

Tim is a New York–based director, writer, and producer with nearly two decades of experience creating bold, hilarious, and heartfelt theatre. He has directed national and international tours, including Trixie and Katya Live! and Love Actually: The Parody Musical, which sold out major venues like Radio City Music Hall and London’s Wembley Arena.

His Off-Broadway credits include Fat Camp, Perez Hilton Saves the Universe, Spidermusical, and the long-running hit Sex Tips for Straight Women. Known for his quick wit and theatrical flair, Tim brings his signature blend of comedy, chaos, and heart to every project — making him the perfect mastermind to turn a Hallmark holiday into a musical spectacular.

Brooke & Tiffany Engen
Co-Choreographers

Meet Brooke and Tiffany Engen, the dynamic sister duo and creative powerhouses behind the choreography for The Unauthorized Hallmark(ish) Parody Musical.

They have built impressive careers as directors and choreographers across theatre, television, music videos, live concerts, and digital platforms. Their choreography credits include the Off-Broadway and Chicago productions of Love Actually: The Musical Parody, Mama I’m a Big Girl Now, and MEG4N: The Unauthorized Musical Parody, showcasing their versatility and flair for comedy and spectacle.

They’ve also lent their talents to commercials like Barefoot Wine, music videos such as Laura Bell Bundy’s “Two Step” and “Kentucky Dirty,” and high-profile events like Broadway Bares Las Vegas. Their television work includes popular series like Hart of Dixie on CW, Marvel’s Runaways on Hulu, and the Emmy-winning Hairspray Live on NBC, among others.

With extensive experience as associate and assistant choreographers for productions ranging from Punch in Broadway to Kennedy Center Honors and Cirque Holidaze, Brooke and Tiffany bring a unique blend of athleticism, humor, and storytelling to every project. Known for their collaborative spirit and infectious enthusiasm, they’re the perfect team to turn a festive parody into a lively, unforgettable musical celebration.

Bonnie Milligan
Book and Lyrics

Meet Bonnie Milligan, Tony Award–winning Broadway powerhouse and co-writer of The Unauthorized Hallmark(ish) Parody Musical!

Bonnie made her Broadway debut in Head Over Heels and went on to win her Tony Award for Kimberly Akimbo, earning acclaim for her powerhouse vocals, razor-sharp humor, and magnetic stage presence. Her theatre credits include Kinky Boots, Gigantic, and Titanic (Encores!), while her television work spans And Just Like That, Search Party, New Amsterdam, and more.

Soon, audiences will also see her starring opposite Julianne Moore and Paul Giamatti in A24’s upcoming musical comedy directed by Jesse Eisenberg. With her signature mix of heart, hilarity, and Broadway brilliance, Bonnie brings a festive twist to the classic holiday story you thought you knew.

Joel Waggoner
Music and Lyrics

Meet Joel Waggoner, the musical mastermind behind The Unauthorized Hallmark(ish) Parody Musical.

A Broadway composer, performer, and comedian, Joel has appeared in Be More Chill and School of Rock, and his work has been featured in hit Off-Broadway productions like Southern Comfort and A Man of No Importance. He’s also the co-creator of the viral sensation Advent Carolndar alongside Julia Mattison — bringing his sharp wit and love of absurd holiday cheer to the internet.

Beyond the stage, Joel’s arrangements and performances have been featured with Randy Rainbow, Joe Iconis, and Alysha Umphress. His music blends humor, warmth, and theatrical sparkle — the perfect soundtrack for a musical that turns holiday tropes upside down.